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justsayyourenotintoit:

Well, it’s not…
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g0rillasl0vepandas:

OMFG. this just made my day cx
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Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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When you and your friend decide to pig-out together

fuckyeahloldemort:

You look at each other like
 

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  • my laptop:
  • my bed:
  • me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
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Normal people with their couples

laugh-addict:

Me:

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That awkward moment when you turn your head and notice someone staring at you.

fuckyeahloldemort:

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When cleaning your room and you find money

ladymadonnaa:

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